Bailey here. 18 :). I just like boy bands, British actors, and Australian drummers named Ashton
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory.
I’ll have what the last person is having.